Friendly dialogue between Duterte and Xi

President Rodrigo Duterte’s recent “friendly exchange” with Chinese President Xi Jinping over rights to exploit the natural resources of certain areas of the South China Sea (AKA West Philippine Sea) has alarmed Senior Associate Justice Antonio Carpio, former Foreign Secretary Albert del Rosario, and several of our honorable senators, notably Senators Franklin Drilon, Richard Gordon, Panfilo Lacson, Antonio Trillanes and Francis Pangilinan.
What raised their hackles was the threat that Xi made, to the effect that if the Philippines insists on exploring the area for its resources, China would go to war.
Pangilinan urged the Philippine government to file a diplomatic protest against China, while Carpio and Lacson suggested that the matter should be reported to the UN General Assembly, along with a resolution condemning the threat and demanding that China comply with the ruling of the arbitral tribunal rejecting China’s territorial claim.
Trillanes and Gordon,  playing safe, expressed doubts that Xi actually made the threat but agreed that if he did, the issue should be elevated to the UN. Drilon warned against taking China’s threat lightly.
“We should stand up to China. We should not allow our country to be bullied and threatened,” Drilon was quoted by media.
In contrast, the exchange between Duterte and Xi was characterized as “friendly” by Malacañang spokesmen, as well as by Foreign Secretary Alan Peter Cayetano.
Said Cayetano, “I cannot tell you the exact words but the tenor of the conversation was very friendly, refreshing and, in fact, both sides went out of the meeting satisfied and [optimistic] that the dialogue will produce results.”
What results? Cayetano, being the quintessential politician, said a lot without actually saying anything.
At any rate, based on Duterte’s own account as reported by media, “Xi warned him that there would be war if (Duterte) tried to explore for oil in the West Philippine Sea, waters within Manila’s 370-kilometer exclusive economic zone (EEZ) in the South China Sea.”
Duterte reportedly told Xi: “We intend to drill oil there. If it’s yours, well, that’s your view. But my view is, I can drill the oil, if there is some inside the bowels of the earth, because it is ours. His response to me was, ‘We’re friends, we don’t want to quarrel with you. We want to maintain the presence of warm relationship, but if you force the issue, we’ll go to war.”
It should be obvious that the “friendly” things said by Duterte and especially by Xi were pregnant with unfriendly overtones. As a former movie script writer, I’m used to writing dialogue that we refer to as double-talk, especially between thebida (hero) and the contrabida (villain). In other words, what is unsaid (usually betrayed by way of a twitch of the mustache, a raised eyebrow or a smirk) has more meaning than what is said in the dialogue. In a comic strip, the things unsaid would be depicted in thought balloons.
The typical conversation-cum-doubletalk would go like this:
Woman 1 (spoken): “Hoy, Cory, how are you? You are looking as young and beautiful as ever.” (Thought balloon: “What an ugly witch. It’s a wonder her husband hasn’t left her.)
Woman 2 (spoken): “Oh my gosh, Gloria, how ravishing you look. What’s your secret?” (Thought balloon: “You think I don’t know about you and my husband, you slut!”)
In the US, the new King of Doubletalk is President Donald Trump. At least in the Philippines, Duterte is frank enough to admit that not everything he says makes sense or is serious.
At any rate, with apologies to the Malacañang apologists and to Cayetano, this how I think that “friendly and refreshing” conversation between Duterte and Xi actually went:
Duterte (spoken): “President Xi, I would like to discuss the issue concerning the West Philippine Sea.” (Thought balloon: “My critics in the Philippine are accusing of being scared of the Chinese. Kailangang tapangan ko, para hindi ako magmukhang duwag.”
Xi (spoken): “You mean, the South China Sea, which China owns.”
Duterte (spoken): “We intend to drill oil there. If it’s yours, well, that’s your view. But my view is, I can drill the oil, if there is some inside the bowels of the earth, because it is ours.” (Thought balloon: “Aber, let’s see how he will react to that!”)
Xi (spoken): “We’re friends, we don’t want to quarrel with you. We want to maintain the presence of warm relationship, but if you force the issue, we’ll go to war.” (Thought balloon: “This little mouse is asking for it. We could pulverize the Philippines in less than24 hours.”)
Duterte (thought balloon): “Putang ina, is he serious?”
Xi (spoken): “Please do not do that because that is ours.” (Thought balloon: “I’ll humor this fellow. He only has 5 years left in his term while I can be president for life if I want.”)
Duterte (spoken): “But I have the arbitral (award).” (Thought balloon: “’Tang ina, I should have made that point at the ASEAN.’)
Xi (spoken): “Yes, but ours is historical and yours is legal of recent memory. We had that since the Ming dynasty.” (Thought balloon: “Does he know anything about Oriental history? Maybe not, because I heard he was a trouble maker in school.”)
Duterte (spoken): “That’s too far away. Those words are almost alien to us to because we were never under Chinese jurisdiction.” (Thought balloon: “Putang ina, I hope he does not say that the Chinese actually own the Philippines, dahil sa negosyo.”)
Xi (spoken): “Well, if you force the issue, we’ll be forced to tell you the truth.”(Thought balloon: “If I get really pissed with this guy, I’ll remind him that China actually owned the Philippine islands long before Magellan came. Has this fellow heard about Limahong?”
Duterte (spoken): “The truth? And what is that?” (Thought balloon: “Eto nga  iyon…I’m afraid he’ll mention SM, San Miguel, Robinsons, Megaworld at lahat  ng malalaking negosyo sa Pilipinas.”)
Xi (spoken): “We will go to war. We will fight you.” (Thought balloon: “I’ll say it while smiling, That should be enough to scare him.”
Duterte (spoken): “I appreciate your frankness, Mr. President. But we shall we would rather discuss this matter as friends.:\” (Thought balloon: “Putang ina. Giyera pala and panakot niya. Kung sa Davao lang ito, EJK na ang gagong ito.”)
Xi: (Spoken): “A toast to harmonious relations between our two great countries!” (Thought balloon: “You idiot…there’s only one great country and it’s China.”
Duterte (spoken): “Kampai! A toast to lasting friendship and mutual prosperity!”(Thought balloon): Putang ina, I cannot ask the Americans for help dahil binastos ko. Alam ko na, I’ll make a state visit to Russia. Maybe Putin can help me.”)
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